I Wanna Be Yours (By: John Cooper Clarke)

(I love this fun poem!:)

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, breathing in your dust.
I wanna be your Ford Cortina; I will never rust.
If you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee pot.
You call the shots; I wanna be yours.
I wanna be your raincoat for those frequent rainy days.
I wanna be your dreamboat when you want to sail away.
Let me be your teddy bear. Take me with you anywhere.
I don't care; I wanna be yours.
I wanna be your electric meter; I will not run out.
I wanna be the electric heater you'll get cold without.
I wanna be your setting lotion; hold your hair in deep devotion,
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean; that's how deep is my devotion!
I just wanna be yours!

I Wanna Be Yours (By: John Cooper Clarke)